Occasionally, we’ll all get into some weird funk. You know what can get you out of it? Some funny disco puns and jokes that’ll have you laughing that bass off.
A fun funky fact, the Bee Gees was the first music group to have a number one disco song on the charts with their hit song “You Should Be Dancing” in 1976. The soundtrack to Saturday Night Fever starring John Travolta soon became popular, and disco music won huge crowds over.
The disco beat, however, is said to be invented by Earl Young. Earl Young is a Philadelphia-based drummer who played for The Trammps, who had a huge hit with their song “Disco Inferno”.
Fun facts aside, we hope you enjoy this snazzy list of disco funnies. We hope it brings back memories for some of you. For the youngins, maybe you can learn a thing or two about the hottest dancing decade. Enjoy!
Note : The admin has been informed by his Gen-Z daughter that “Panic! At The Disco” makes emo pop punk music that isn’t really related to anything disco. However, some puns and jokes were too good to not be included so we’ll make an exception simply because there is the word “Disco”.
- Diss-co– Where you go to be harshly criticized for the way you dance.
- Dis-coo – Pigeon disco.
- Dis-coot – A bunch of weird old men dancing to 70s music.
- Dis-coot – Dancing waterbirds.
- Dis-cos – The adjacent over hypotenuse of a dancefloor.
- Dis-co*ke – Every disco singer’s favourite soda.
- Ditz-co – A bunch of scatterbrains dancing together.
- Dis-cocoa – Chocolate for dancers.
- Disk-o – Computer disco.
- Disc-o Music – Slow, slow music for folks with slipped discs.
- Disco Moosic – 70s cow dance music.
- Disco Mewsic – 70s cat dance music.
- Disco Muse-sic – Thinking about disco.
- Disco ball– A formal disco dance party in a ballroom.
- Disco brawl– Fisticuffs with a funky beat.
- Disco-ntent – Unsatisfactory disco.
- Cris-co– Greasy vegetable shortening disco.
- Hiss-co– The hottest snake dance spot.
- Dis-cow– A very groovy cow.
- Floppy Disk-o– A new dance move where you just flop on the disco dance floor.
- Floppy Disk-o– Disco music stored on a floppy disk.
- San Fran-disco – Every dancer’s favourite city.
- Funk Shui – A funky disco music group.
- Boooo-gie– Ghost disco.
- Boogey– When your snot starts dancing.
- Boogie Man– The creature under your bed that loves disco.
- Boogey– When disco dancers are bad at golf.
Village People Puns
- Killage People– Genghis Khan’s favourite disco group.
- Pillage People– A medieval thief’s favourite disco group.
- Spillage People– A disco music group for clumsy people with drinks.
- Grill-age People– Every barbecue enthusiast dad’s favourite 70s disco group.
- Dill-age People– The second best food music group after Peaches and Herb.
- Dill-age People– Pickle disco dancers.
- Chill-age People– Slow disco music group for relaxed dudes.
- Krill-age People– Underwater disco group for whales.
- Till-age People– Every farmer’s favourite 70s disco group.
- Till-age People– Supermarket cashiers by day, disco band member by night.
- Quill-age People– The famous hedgehog and porcupine disco group.
- Pri-Village People – Disco for the rich upper-classmen.
- Vill-aged People – Old disco group.
- Nacho Man – A Village People 1978 hit about the best Mexican food ever.
- Why M.C.A – The Village People’s favourite question.
- Why M.C.A – Why not?
- Wai Am Si Eh – Chinese version of Village People’s most famous song.
- I Wanna Shake Your Ham – When Glenn Hughes from the Village People comes over for Thanksgiving witha weird request.
- I Wanna Shake Your Hen – When Victor Willis from the Village People comes to your farm with a weird request.
- Can’t Stop The Moo-sic – Every cow’s favourite Village People song.
- Can’t Stop The Mew-sic – Every cat’s favourite Village People song.
Bee Gees Puns
- Bee Gees– The most famous insect disco group.
- KGB Gees– Russian Bee Gees parody band.
- Heebie Bee Gees– The Bee Gees when they’re a little spooked.
- Ou-Bee Gee Board– How you communicate with two out of the three Gibb brothers.
- Bee Gees (BG)– Short form of Bilograms, the measure of how heavy the groove is getting.
- Bee Geese – A honkin’ great disco bird band.
- Bey Gees– If Beyonce joined the Bee Gees.
- Bee-ggies– Disco veggies.
- Bee-ggies– Bee Gees veggies.
- Flea Gees– Parasitic disco bugs.
- Flea Gees– What you get if the Bee Gees don’t shower for a month.
- Sea Gees– A funky underwater disco group.
- Sea Gees– Bee Gees on a ship..
- Pre Gees– Before the Bee Gees.
- *Howdeep Is Your Love – Every Sikh’s favourite Bee Gees song.
- *How Deep Is Your Glove – A Bee Gees parody you hear at a proctologist.
- To Love Some-bunny – Every rabbit’s favourite Bee Gees song.
- Slight Fever – When Barry’s feeling a bit under the weather.
- Knight Fever – A medieval soldier’s favourite Bee Gees song.
- Whatever will be, will Bee (Gees).
ABBA Puns
- ABBA Black Sheep– Every disco enthusiast’s favourite nursery rhyme.
- ABBA-Cadabra– Disco and magic tricks.
- ABBA-cus– A calculation tool for disco musicians.
- ABBA-cuss– A calculation tool for rude disco musicians.
- ABBA-riginal– Native Australian disco musicians.
- ABBA-cado– Every disco musician’s favourite fruit.
- ABBA-ttoir– Where disco musicians get their beef.
- ABBA-tross– Disco seabirds.
- Downton ABBA– Every disco enthusiast’s favourite British historical drama series.
- OBBO– A ABBA woodwind disco cover band.
- ABBA Gump – Disco themed shrimp shop inspired by Forrest Gump.
- ABBA gum – Groovy flavoured chewing gum for those who love to dance.
- Dancing Queen – Freddie Mercury at a disco club.
- Dancing Bean – Legumes on a disco dance floor.
- Dancing Bean – Rowan Atkinson on a disco dance floor.
- Prancing Queen – Runners dancing on a disco dance floor.
- Voulez-blue – The saddest ABBA song.
- Voulez-coo – Pigeon’s favorite ABBA song.
- Voulez-vroom – The fastest ABBA song.
- Voulez-boo – Favorite ghost ABBA song.
- Voulez-poo – ABBA pooping disco song
- Voulez-zoo – Animals in captive favorite ABBA song.
- Voulez-blue – The saddest ABBA song.
- Chicky-tita – Every chicken’s favourite ABBA song.
- Cheeky-tita – Naughty ABBA song.
- Water-poo – What goes into a water-loo.
- Water-poo – Diarhea.
- Water-boo – Every ghost’s favourite ABBA song.
- Soup-er Trouper – The tastiest ABBA song there is.
- Super Pooper – Not your average pooper.
- You need to h’ABBA positive mindset.
- I’m okay, how ABBA you?
Disco Band Puns
- Hot Croc-olate– The hottest disco band in the reptile world.
- Hot Shock-a-lot– Electrictifying disco band.
- Hot Mock-olate– Parody disco band.
- Haute Chocolate– An upper-class, fashionable, disco band.
- Scot Chocolate– A bagpipe playing kilt wearing disco band.
- Wool and The Gang– Sheep disco band.
- Fool and The Gang– A not so smart disco band.
- Koo and The Chang– Chinese disco band.
- The Saxon 5– Medieval disco brothers.
- The Texan 5– Southern cowboy disco brothers.
- The Klaxon 5– Electric horn disco.
- Donner Summer– A reindeer disco diva.
- Donna Bummer– When Donna Summer doesn’t perform as well as she usually does.
- Lady and The Trammps – If Disney made a movie about disco and dogs.
- Sister Sludge– A gunky funky disco girl-group.
- Chic-ago – If Peter Cetera decided to make some disco music.
- You must be-Lipps Inc yourself!
- What the Chic?!
Q: Why was Panic! At The Disco so worried about covid?
A: Because its a fever you cant sweat out.
Q: What did the members of ABBA say to Mr. Aykroyd when they wanted to hear Bohemian Rhapsody at karaoke night?
A: Dan, sing Queen!
Q: What do you call a large bread disco?
A: Abundance.
Q: What do you call 500 epileptics at a disco?
A: A foam party!
Q: What did the cop say when he entered the disco club?
A: “Get down!”
Q: What do disco dancers use to get it on?
A: Afro-disiacs.
Q: What’s the difference between someone out in the sun all day and a large-haired disco dancer with colorful perspiration?
A: One sweats profusely and the other fro-sweats pucely.
Q: What do you call a mosh pit at a disco?
A: A Cluster Funk.
Q: Which member of ABBA was the oldest?
A: Bjorn, he was Bjorn before the others.
Q: What do vehicles do in discos?
A: They brake-dance.
Q: What’s the difference between Shakespeare and Panic At The Disco?
A: Shakespeare writes Tragedies not Sins.
- 2 out of 3 Bee Gees recommend… Staying Alive.
1 out of 3 Bee Gees is… Staying Alive. - Went to a disco for the blind. I danced like nobody was watching.
- I lost my ABBA CD. Where did the disco?
- I’ve entered a competition to win the entire ABBA back catalogue and was quite disappointed there wasn’t a second prize. Because The Winner Takes It All.
- I hosted a silent disco party in my apartment. I got a complaint from the mime next door.
- I was woken last night to what I thought was the onions in my fridge singing a Bee Gees song… But when I went to look it was just the chives talking.
- I bumped into Agnetha from ABBA if she would like to go for dinner. She said…“I would, my friend, For a Nandos.”
- I just bought an ABBA toilet. What a loo!
- A girl tried to get me to handcuff her whilst wearing flares and listening to disco music. She was into Bee Gee-SM.
- Before becoming Pop stars, the Bee Gees used to be professional chefs. You could tell by the way they used their wok.
- Bee Gees songs are useful for first aid. Do chest compressions to the rhythm of Staying Alive. If the CPR fails, it’s time to sing For Whom The Bell Tolls.
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to the disco. He had no body to go with.
- A Swedish woman, two Swedish men and another Swedish woman…walk into ABBA…
- When I was a kid my parents would warn me if I was naughty the boogie man would get me. I was never scared though, I loved disco music.
- The Italian government has cancelled the town of Ferno’s annual fiesta. This year there’ll be no disco in Ferno.
- I ran into a dance club for people with back problems. It was called the Slipped Disco.
- The Village People are getting ready to host a party. Nacho, nacho plan… they’ve gotta make a nacho plan.
- I asked a girl at the disco if she’d like to dance.She said, “Yes”, so I said, “Great, can I have your chair?”
- I was at a Lord Of The Rings themed disco last night.It was Mordor on the dance-floor.
- My friends and I are starting a disco group. We’ll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.We call ourselves… The Pillage People.
- It’s just coming in to winter where I live, so I pitched a tent and put a disco ball inside. Because now is the winter of my disco tent.
- Went to a seafood disco the other day. Pulled a mussel.
- ABBA song Ramadan edition: Gimme, gimme, gimme, a naan after midnight!
- ABBA song old woman edition: Gimme, gimme, gimme, a Gran after midnight!
- ABBA song for constipation: Gimme, gimme, gimme some bran after midnight!
- ABBA song before an exam: Gimme, gimme, gimme a cram after midnight!
- ABBA song for power outage: Gimme, gimme, gimme a fan after midnight!
- ABBA song for power outage: Gimme, gimme, gimme a lamp after midnight!
- ABBA song when dieting: Gimme, gimme, gimme a ham after midnight!
- ABBA song for disco divas: Gimme, gimme, gimme the glam after midnight!
- ABBA song for wrestling fans : Gimme, gimme, gimme a slam after midnight!
- I walked into a disco with Sherlock Holmes. No surprise, there was murder on the dance floor.
- A guy takes his wife out for the night and they end up at a disco where there’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, every dance move going. The wife turns to her husband and says, “See that guy on the dance floor? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.”
The husband replies, “It looks like he’s still celebrating.” - I was at my school disco.Walking across the hall to get a drink. One of my classmates came up to me and said “Dude, your shoes are on smoking hot!”
I gave them a smile and kept walking to get a drink. Another classmate then approached me and said “Man, you’re on fire tonight!”
I gave them a wink and continued towards the queue of people waiting for a beverage. It’s at that point that the fire alarm and sprinklers go off and everybody is immediately evacuated from the disco.
Typical, I thought. Just as I was about to get to the punch line. - I misplaced my watch at a disco. So, I tried to find it.I saw it on the dancefloor, being stood on by a guy. That’s when I noticed that he was harassing a girl and she obviously wasn’t enjoying it.
I walked up to him, got his attention and punched him. He fell over in pain. The girl, looking rather relieved, asks why I did it.
I picked up my watch, slipped it on and replied “No-one does that to a girl. Not on my watch.” - Fred and Barney are standing next to the jukebox. Barney says, “Hey, Fred, what do you want to listen to? Rock music?”
Fred replies, “You know, Barney, just because we live in the stone age doesn’t mean all your puns have to be about rocks. I have very diverse music taste, you know.”
Barney retorts, “Well gee, Fred, I wouldn’t think any band would play music as tacky and outdated as your personality.”
Fred rebutted enthusiastically, “Yeah, but ABBA, ABBA do!!!”
